This isn't exactly so much something I did, but still something which very much is a part of who I am.
As I was washing the dishes after slaving all day making another batch of baby food for Caden, I noticed my mom looking at me funny.
Out of no where, she goes, "Sarah..."
"Yeah?" I respond, still scrubbing the dishes.
"You have a..." And she starts pointing at my rear end.
'Great' I think, 'I ripped my pants or something.'
Then she looks around to make sure no one's listening, leans towards me from across the room, and nearly mumbles, "You have a black butt."
It takes everything in me not to burst out laughing as I go "It's called a ghetto booty mom."
Yes I have always been bootylicious and proud.
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3 comments:
i've always had a ghetto booty too :D
You do have a ghetto booty. It's not fair to hog it all, you know. You could give some of us that have NONE (like me) some. You know you'd have plenty left over.
xO
I'd rather have a ghetto booty than a wide, flat arse, like the one I have. Ewwww.
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