Added to Vault of Sarah-isms
Two days ago my brother was writing a paper and asked me how to spell "delicious".
Now, those of you who KNOW me know I cannot spell for the life of me. In fact, I once told my dad that the only way I was able to correctly spell words, was to spell them in a way that looked wrong to me and I'd know they were right. Most correctly spelled words look like they're misspelled to me. Add it to the vault of "Sarah-isms" and let's move on.
So I stare at him for a minut and reply:
"D"
Pause
"e"
long pause
"Oh! D - to the E to the L I C I O U S"
My brother looks at me like I've lost it and asks "What?"
I calmly reply "d to the e to the l i c i o u s ya know, the Fergie song?"
He types the word out and we both return to our former activities.
And then it took me another day and a half before I burst out laughing at how retarted that was.
1 comment:
When I was younger, I used to remember how to spell aggressive by reciting the cheer "Be aggressive, be be aggressive with a B E A G G R E S S I V E."
Ok, so I still do.
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