Mother:
Are you sure he is not B's?
Me:
Not unless his sperm lived for 7 or 9 months. I'm not a hoochie.
Mother:
I wasn't saying you were.
Me:
Well I wouldn't sleep with two guys at the same time.
Like, seriously!
I'm sick, Cade is sick, everyone is sick. *sigh* At least I get a new laptop soon! *happy dance*
<3 Me
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